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pageofcats replied to your post: Fuck. My period started 6th period today. UTERUS…

I shall comment because I FEEL BADS FORZ YOU….think of thorki it makes it all beter

thorki makes everything better

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askdavejohnkitty: DAVE: ahahahaha thats the first time hes ever actually meowed back DAVE: that was fucking amazing no wonder i do this so often DAVE: he gets so freaked out sometimes its like DAVE: the best thing DAVE: you came at the best possible time man DAVE: god fucking bless you

askdavejohnkitty:

DAVE: ahahahaha thats the first time hes ever actually meowed back

DAVE: that was fucking amazing no wonder i do this so often

DAVE: he gets so freaked out sometimes its like

DAVE: the best thing

DAVE: you came at the best possible time man

DAVE: god fucking bless you

boku-no-john:

tally-hime:

today i accidently stepped on a girl’s foot and she called me a lesbian

sell her soul to satan

yaoifight: This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible.  Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include: making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide. changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy. a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products. For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ

yaoifight:

This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible. 

Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include:

  • making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide.
  • changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy.
  • a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products.

For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ

based-messiah:

i hope i never die in a gruesome way so i dont end up on a gore blog ran by some white girl in the suburbs

itshardtothinkofsomething:

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woofuckingjiho:

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lucy-vanpelt:

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